Touch The Monkey Day
I think there's only thing that can save me. And this blog.
From being nuked.
And that is... I need to make serious online money. Not little fluffy bits of green paper, but substantial moula.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
With more cash I can truly explore more, be more creative and be more comfortable. Of course this is what we all should be aiming for...
And have more time for this rockin' Thailand culture blog. To bring to the world news from southern Thailand from a completely bizarre perspective.
When was the last time you touched a monkey...
On the head?
Well see - that's one of the things you can do in this country. But just be polite and respectful when you're doing it, ok.
'Cause I don't want to get into trouble with any bossman authority type figures with lots of unusual looking medals hanging around his neck...
Ok, I'm just kidding. You know, in Australia I can really hammer* anything I don't like. Anything that's remotely worth hammering, I can hammer and grind into the ground with gleeful joy.
Especially after a few beers with my mates.
But here. Just have to be a bit conscious of what one hammers.
And if unsure, don't hammer it. Ok.
That's the end of your lesson in Thailand manners and etiquette.
Just so that you don't forget, here's a picture of me with my new Ducati.
Hold on you say. That's not a Ducati...
Ok, so it's a Honda. Nevermind! The Ducati 916 is not too far away.
I worked it out. Let's assume the Ducati is 500,000 baht. With 20 clients a month signed up to my coaching and mentorship program, that will take me approx 6 months to be the happiest camper in Muang Trang.
Or with 40 clients (that's a lot) it will take me just 3 months.
Hey! Just because I live in Thailand doesn't mean I need to go without life's pleasures...
Now, where were we..?
We were at the waterfalls.
With 100 million other people too.
Isn't that unusual? Everyone had the same idea. Hey, let's go to the waterfalls today...
Notice how 95% of the swimmers are wearing clothing.
That's Thailand... And probably a good thing too...
Ok... That's enough for now. My sponsors are going to kill me. They keep telling me... Brother, you need to ease up those blog update sign ups... We can't keep up with the demand... and the White Ape DVD is not quite ready...
And I keep on telling them... ahh, forget it!!
You know what I mean...
STAY COOL! (it's hot out there!)
The White Ape
* Hammer = to criticize usually with a healthy aggression and distaste.
The Hurleypix Thailand Gallery
From being nuked.
And that is... I need to make serious online money. Not little fluffy bits of green paper, but substantial moula.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
With more cash I can truly explore more, be more creative and be more comfortable. Of course this is what we all should be aiming for...
And have more time for this rockin' Thailand culture blog. To bring to the world news from southern Thailand from a completely bizarre perspective.
When was the last time you touched a monkey...
On the head?
Well see - that's one of the things you can do in this country. But just be polite and respectful when you're doing it, ok.
'Cause I don't want to get into trouble with any bossman authority type figures with lots of unusual looking medals hanging around his neck...
Ok, I'm just kidding. You know, in Australia I can really hammer* anything I don't like. Anything that's remotely worth hammering, I can hammer and grind into the ground with gleeful joy.
Especially after a few beers with my mates.
But here. Just have to be a bit conscious of what one hammers.
And if unsure, don't hammer it. Ok.
That's the end of your lesson in Thailand manners and etiquette.
Just so that you don't forget, here's a picture of me with my new Ducati.
Hold on you say. That's not a Ducati...
Ok, so it's a Honda. Nevermind! The Ducati 916 is not too far away.
I worked it out. Let's assume the Ducati is 500,000 baht. With 20 clients a month signed up to my coaching and mentorship program, that will take me approx 6 months to be the happiest camper in Muang Trang.
Or with 40 clients (that's a lot) it will take me just 3 months.
Hey! Just because I live in Thailand doesn't mean I need to go without life's pleasures...
Now, where were we..?
We were at the waterfalls.
With 100 million other people too.
Isn't that unusual? Everyone had the same idea. Hey, let's go to the waterfalls today...
Notice how 95% of the swimmers are wearing clothing.
That's Thailand... And probably a good thing too...
Ok... That's enough for now. My sponsors are going to kill me. They keep telling me... Brother, you need to ease up those blog update sign ups... We can't keep up with the demand... and the White Ape DVD is not quite ready...
And I keep on telling them... ahh, forget it!!
You know what I mean...
STAY COOL! (it's hot out there!)
The White Ape
* Hammer = to criticize usually with a healthy aggression and distaste.
The Hurleypix Thailand Gallery
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